The Blue Jean Count Breakdown
15 Pair owned and scrutinized
-1 Permanently retired for being a style failure
-2 Can't be coerced over my childbearing hips
-3 Even a ponytail holder won't bridge the button to its hole
-2 Buttoned! But breathless with one grande muffin top
-3 So tight the pocket seams show. Eating is not an option.
-1 Bootylicious but create a "front butt" too
And then there were 3.......
-1 Only worn with HIGH heels because of length
-1 Fit great but so low rise I'm the resident plumber when bending, sitting, exiting a car...
And so one last, lonely worn out pair that "will work"... for now. I've been on the hunt for more but have decided I would rather go to the dentist and gynecologist back-to-back than torture myself again. Searched half the day and still left denim-free.
Ahhh, gaining a few curves= pricey!!!!
